This, ladies and gents, is the new uniform of the Carol City Chiefs. It was commissioned for the high school football team by former pupil turned musical impresario Flo Rida, who presumably suffered terrible bullying at the hands of the jocks.
Revenge is best served by forcing your enemy to wear a Native American chief’s face across their Spandex clad crotch, after all.
Curious to know how Juve hardman Leonardo Bonucci single handedly fought off an armed robber last week?
We have the photos. Follow the jump and you’ll see.
A few months ago, Real Madrid and Germany midfielder Mesult Ozil committed an act of flagrant adultery. In public. On a football pitch. He’s just been called out on it.
What do you mean, you didn’t know?
Only in football can the refusal to wear a t-shirt cause more of a furore than a fan running onto the pitch during a televised game and heroically smacking the unsuspecting opposition ‘keeper in the face.
Here’s our round-up of the European leagues, with a generous side of scorn and a hot, lemon scented towel.
You’ll need that.
Orlando Cruz has won his first bout since revealing to the world he is gay – the first active boxer to do so.
The featherweight beat Puerto Rican Jorge Pazos in a unanimous decision by judges in Kissimmee, Florida, retaining his WBO Latino Featherweight belt and potentially putting himself in the frame for a world title fight.
A tough enough target at the best of times, we fancy, but his decision to reveal his sexuality can only have heaped more pressure on his career as he now carries the hopes and dreams of gay athletes everywhere. Failure is not an option.
He obviously backs himself to do it. So do we.
Slightly startled. Images: AP Photo/Eugenio Savio, REUTERS/Paulo Whitaker.
Displaying an adaptability to change that would make John Terry proud, Ronaldinho pulled on the jersey of Brazilian Serie A side Atletico Mineiro on Monday, less than a week after he played his last game for Flamengo. The playmaker turned playboy’s contract with Flamengo was wisely terminated by a judge after he sued the club for unpaid wages.
Ronaldinho’s contract with Atletico is for six months, which is presumably the amount of the time the local nightclubs can support his partying before collapsing beneath the strain and begging for mercy.
We know. You can’t wait. But you’ll have to.
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