A moment too late, boxer Anthony Mundine realises that Shane Warne’s Ken Face is indeed horribly contagious. Image: Matt Roberts/Getty Images.
A quick round up of the week’s news, brought to you by Pot Noodle, ibuprofen and several pots of seriously unnatural hair colourant.
Mancini’s master plan goes live. Image via football365.
New Year’s Revolution: We suspect that Roberto Mancini has finally figured out that the only way Mario Balotelli is going to understand the message he is trying to convey is if it appears to be coming from someone as a mad as he is. If Mancini turns up to training next week in a fur trimmed Bentley, wearing a chicken hat that conceals a blond faux hawk, you’ll know we were right.
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Bear Faced Cheek: German tennis player Tommy Haas met a koala bear called Karen. She didn’t look impressed, despite and his admiration of her long nails and his uncanny resemblance to Jamie Redknapp.
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Image: Alex Grimm/Bongarts/Getty Images.
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